Only To A Blonde
Make Sure
A blonde and red head are walking in the woods when then red head has a heart attack and falls to the ground.
Shocked, the blonde takes out her phone and calls the police and she shouts, "I think my friend is dead, what do I do?"
Shocked, the blonde takes out her phone and calls the police and she shouts, "I think my friend is dead, what do I do?"
A Swinging Blonde
She Is Dead
The policeman on the phone says, "Calm down and listen to me. First make sure that he really is dead."
There is a silence.
Then a loud gunshot. The blonde gets back on the phone and says, "Okay, now what?"
There is a silence.
Then a loud gunshot. The blonde gets back on the phone and says, "Okay, now what?"
Magic Beer
So a blonde walks into The Top Level Bar, a drinking establishment at a hotel that has a lounge on the top of its 13 story building and sits down.
A man in a trench coat leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" and holds up the bottle of the beer he is drinking so she can see the label. "It allows you to do amazing things!"
Superman
The Jokester
At this the man takes a swig of the beer, stands up, jumps off the building and flies around twice before flying back to the lounge on the top of the building.
Excited, the blonde orders the same beer and drinks it. She then takes a running leap off the top of the building…and promptly falls 13 floors to her death.
The owner of the bar then turns to the man in the trench coat and says, "You know you're a real prick when you're drunk, Superman."
Excited, the blonde orders the same beer and drinks it. She then takes a running leap off the top of the building…and promptly falls 13 floors to her death.
The owner of the bar then turns to the man in the trench coat and says, "You know you're a real prick when you're drunk, Superman."
Stay Calm!
A blond flying in a two-seater airplane when the pilot has a heart attack and dies. Panicked, she calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help Me! Help Me! My pilot has had a heart attack and I thinks he is dead and I don't know how to fly. Help Me! Please Help Me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position!"
She says, "I'm 5'4 and i'm in the front seat."
(pause)
"O.K." says the voice in the radio.......
"Repeat after me: Our father who art in heaven........"
She thought a quarterback was a refund
If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you’d get change back
They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
Under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonices”.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to she how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says “sign here” she wrote Sagittarius”.
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
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If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you’d get change back
They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
Under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonices”.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to she how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says “sign here” she wrote Sagittarius”.
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
I Will Add It To This Website
(If it is Good Enough!)