So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has a lounge on the top of a 13 story building and sits down.
A man in a trench coat leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" and holds up the bottle of the beer he is drinking so she can see the label. "It allows you to do amazing things!"
Superman - The Jokester
|There are four ways to fly: |
1 The right way
2 The wrong way
3 The company way
4 The captain's way
Only one of them counts.
Asking what a pilot thinks about the FAA is like asking a fireplug what it thinks about dogs.
I want to die like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep,
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.