A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a magic lantern and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted each of them one wish.
The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home.
The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family.
The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here," and Poof….
The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home.
The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family.
The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here," and Poof….
Each of You Get One Wish!
A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says; “Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?”
The blonde woman replies, “Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I’m blond, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I’m a professional triathlete and bodybuilder.”
The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 220 pounds, and is a professional wrestler. Next to her is another blonde who is 6"5", weighs 250 pounds, and is a professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?
The guy thinks about it a second and says, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.”
