Ten Years Without…One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
"It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She approaches the stunned guy and says: "Tell me, how long have you been on this Island?"
"Ten years," replies the stunned man.
Then she says to the guy: "So it's been 10 years since you've had a cigarette?"
"Yes" he says. "It's been 10 long years since I had a cigarette"
With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: "Man, oh man! Is that good!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.
Trembling the castaway replies: "Ten years." She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.
He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"
At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively, and asks:
"And how long has it been since you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and sobs: "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got a set of gold clubs in there?"