“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein
"Never put off till tomorrow that which you can put off the day after tomorrow"
― Mark Twain
"You can’t always control who walks into your life but, you CAN control which window you throw them out of…"
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
― Groucho Marx
"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."
― Johnny Carson