Humor, Jokes and Fun
Old Humor, New Laughs
Yep. My old humor may considered dated by some people. But what the heck, if I have learned anything in all may years it's the good humor never ages. I can't say this is organized (what's the fun in that?) but I only add what I believe is humorous.
I just threw a bunch of stuff I had from my original Joke Factory Website and will add to it as time allows. I think most of these pages are still funny, but then what do I know?
OK. Lets get started
Budda Belly
Having a Bad Day
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me a triple shot of vodka." The barman says, "Wow! You must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for two triple shots of vodka. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the guy says:
"I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day, the same guy came into the bar and ordered three triple shots of vodka. The bartender said:
"Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
The man downed the first drink and said, "Yeah, my wife!"
A Gun For My Husband
A blonde goes to a gun store to purchase a rifle for her husband and when the clerk asks her what caliber of rifle he wanted, she said:
"How would I know? He doesn’t even know I’m going to shoot him with it.”
Ex Husbands
“I put my SOB ex-husband through medical school,” a blonde said.
“That’s nothing. I made my ex-husband a millionaire,” a redhead replied.
“Really?” the blonde asked. “What was he before?”
The redhead responded, “A billionaire.”
June 2007
Proof That Aliens
Are Friendly
On my way back from Las Vegas, I happened to run across proof that alien life does exist AND that they come in piece.
And no, I did not confirm that they were, in fact, aliens of ill-repute.
I cannot speak for my friends, though, and they are not talking.
