|What Clinton says and What he really means|
When He Says: I was not lying.
He Means: I was standing up and she was lying.
When He Says: It wasn't adultery.
He Means: She wasn't even an adult.
When He Says: I did not have oral sex with her.
He Means: She was having oral sex with me.
When He Says: It is time to get on with the nations' business.
He Means: If this isn't off the front page by tomorrow, I'm bombing Iraq.