Notice: This Is Satire. Although it involved the Clintons, So Who Knows?
Suspecious Death?
Aug 16 - While the Medical Examiner ruled Epstein's Death by suicide (USNews), speculation abounds about his death.
Although Dan Bongino has stated that his death was suicide, speculation still runs rampant, as in the case with ANYONE associated with the Clintons.
A while ago, I sent one of my sleuths to a Clinton event, and this is what he reported.
PHILADELPHIA, PA—Speaking to a packed 30-seat arena, Bill Clinton was asked by an attendee to comment on Epstein's death.
“Did Epstein commit suicide?” asked an attendee at the event.
A wide-eyed Clinton shrugged his shoulders. “I mean, it really depends on what your definition of suicide is," he said as he chuckled.”
He went on. "Ahh, I mean, well, you have to really define terms here, alright. I mean, 'Did he hang himself without any outside assistance?' Then I'd say that may not fall under the definition of what may or may not have occurred."
Bill gulped and went on, "Of course, if you mean did he hang himself and then shoot himself in the back of the head to make sure he was dead, then yeah, I'd say he committed suicide."
"Hillary and I barely knew the man and therefore would not have any reason to wish the man any harm." He insisted as Hillary beckoned him backstage.
"Another lie perpetrated by the scurrilous right-wing community, led by Rush Limbaugh."
"What about that picture of you in the blue dress that is all over the internet?" Another attendee asked
At this point, Hillary looked over and stared at the man who had asked the question. "You remember Vince Foster?" She asked
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