101 Blonde Jokes And Blond Stories

I like to refer to this section as 101 Blonde Jokes.

Why. Just because I like the sound of it.

The majority of the blonde jokes were told to me by blondes, and I have received countless jokes from my visitors, many which I did not publish.

However, I do publish the really good blonde jokes I receive and will give you credit for the contribution, if you ask me to.

Feel free to email your best blonde story or joke and if I accept it, I'll add you to my website.

Please indicated whether or not you want credit for your blonde joke or any other joke you send.

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Parachute Lesson

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. His first instruction was to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?”
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“That’s a good question." said the instructor, and then added "When you get to 300 feet and you can recognize the faces of people on the ground, pull the rip chord.”

After pondering his answer, the blonde then asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”

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Window Problems

A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

Secured Steak

A blonde waitress brought a customer’s order to the table with her thumb over his steak. The customer said, “Are you crazy, you have your thumb on my steak.” The waitress responds, “What, you want it to fall on the floor again?

No Doubt

“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.”
Maurice Switzer