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- A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on
- One celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
- During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
- Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
- Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
- He's so dense, light bends around him.
- If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
- If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
- If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change back.
- If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
- It's hard to believe that he beat out 100,000 other sperm
- Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
- A few feathers short of a whole duck.
- All foam, no beer.
- The cheese slid off his cracker.
- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
- Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
- He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Forgot to pay his brain bill.
- His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
- Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
- Receiver is off the hook.
- Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
- Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
However, they have the attitude that they are the target of incessant and virtually lethal oppression.
Hence their view that universities are places of lethal threat and it leads a a belief that they need to silence non-conforming speech through any means necessary.
College is supposed to prepare young people for the "real world."
The recent demand by some college students for "safe spaces" at Yale and the University of Missouri where they won't be offended by politically incorrect behavior is not found in the real world.
Boundaries are usually determined by the personal beliefs and values of those in power.
This means that the definition of what is offensive can change with each group that comes into power.
So if a old time Roman Catholic Priest were in charge, it would be like the inquisition.
If it was a Communist, like Stalin, It would be the Gulags
If it were a Muslim, beheadings of all infidels.
If it were a Hitler, death camps.
If it was Occasionally the Cortex Works, prison for climate deniers.
Get the picture?
Who Decides?
The problem is WHO DETERMINES THOSE BOUNDARIES?
Political correctness seeks to put boundaries on offensive speech and behavior.
Sounds like a really reasonable goal.
Political correctness seeks to put boundaries on offensive speech and behavior.
Sounds like a really reasonable goal.
Here is What Political Correctness Looks Like
California
Five students were sent home from school for wearing shirts that displayed the American flag on the Mexican holiday of Cinco de Mayo.
Five students were sent home from school for wearing shirts that displayed the American flag on the Mexican holiday of Cinco de Mayo.
North Carolina
A judge ruled that it is unconstitutional (in North Carolina) to offer license plates that says “Choose Life” on them.
A judge ruled that it is unconstitutional (in North Carolina) to offer license plates that says “Choose Life” on them.
United States
The term “manhole” is being replaced with the terms “utility hole” or “maintenance hole”. What a**hole thought of that?
The term “manhole” is being replaced with the terms “utility hole” or “maintenance hole”. What a**hole thought of that?
