Things That Sound Dirty
That Sound Dirty, But Are Not
That Sound Dirty In Golf
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
7. Look at the size of his putter
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first
That Sound Dirty At The Office
10. I need to whip it out by 5!
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Put it in my box before I leave.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk NOW!!
5. Hmmm........I think it's out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
1. It's not fair...I do all the work and he just sits there.
10. I need to whip it out by 5!
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Put it in my box before I leave.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk NOW!!
5. Hmmm........I think it's out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
1. It's not fair...I do all the work and he just sits there.
That Sound Dirty In Law
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could
1. Think you can get me off?
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could
1. Think you can get me off?
It's The Quiet Ones
You Need To Watch Out For
Words That Sound Dirty
11. "Angina" - Chest pain caused by insufficient blood flow to the heart.
10. "Assart" - A piece of forested land cultivated for growing crops
9 "Cockapert" An old-school way of saying “impudent” or “impertinent.”
8."Dreamhole" A small opening made in the wall of a steeple or tower to allow in sunlight or air.
7. "Dongle" As described by Merriam-Webster, a dongle is “a small device that plugs into a computer and serves as an adapter or as a security measure to enable the use of certain software.”
10. "Assart" - A piece of forested land cultivated for growing crops
9 "Cockapert" An old-school way of saying “impudent” or “impertinent.”
8."Dreamhole" A small opening made in the wall of a steeple or tower to allow in sunlight or air.
7. "Dongle" As described by Merriam-Webster, a dongle is “a small device that plugs into a computer and serves as an adapter or as a security measure to enable the use of certain software.”
6. "Fartlek" A style of training in which runners alternate intervals of running at a fast pace with running slowly
5. "Invagination" A form or shape resulting from an in-folded tissue.”
4. "Tease-hole" An opening in a glassmaking furnace used to add fuel.
3. "Tit-bore" An old Scottish word for a game in which one peeps out to fright another.”
2. "Vagitus" The cry of a new born baby.
1. "Shuttlecock" A cork to which feathers are attached to form a plastic cone shaped object of plastic, struck with rackets in the games of badminton and battledore."
5. "Invagination" A form or shape resulting from an in-folded tissue.”
4. "Tease-hole" An opening in a glassmaking furnace used to add fuel.
3. "Tit-bore" An old Scottish word for a game in which one peeps out to fright another.”
2. "Vagitus" The cry of a new born baby.
1. "Shuttlecock" A cork to which feathers are attached to form a plastic cone shaped object of plastic, struck with rackets in the games of badminton and battledore."
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