Cannibals - Does This Taste Bad?
Cannibal (n.)
noun
1. Someone who is fed up with people
adjective
2. Given to being fed with humans
noun
1. Someone who is fed up with people
adjective
2. Given to being fed with humans
Drinks
A Man Gets Captured By Cannibals. Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Mother-In-Law
Two Cannibals Were Sitting By A Fire. The 1st one says, "Gee, I Hate My Mother-In-law.
The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes"
The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes"
Are You FInished Yet?
1st Cannibal To The 2nd Cannibal "Aren't You Done Eating Yet?"
The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my last leg now."
The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my last leg now."
Late For Dinner
What Did The Cannibal Get When he was late for dinner?
A. The cold shoulder.
A. The cold shoulder.
When To Leave The Table
When Do Cannibals Leave the table?
A. When Everyone's Eaten.
A. When Everyone's Eaten.
Tastes Funny
Two Cannibals Are eating a clown. One says to the other
"Does this taste funny to you?"
"Does this taste funny to you?"
I Will Miss My Wife
One Cannibal To Another "Boy your wife sure makes a delicious stew!"
The other replies "Yeh, she really does, but I'm sure gonna miss her."
How To Cook
Two Cannibals Were Talking... "Remember those Catholic missionaries that were here last week?
Yes...?
"Well I boiled one up yesterday, but he tasted terrible!"
Well of COURSE he did... they were a Friars!
Yes...?
"Well I boiled one up yesterday, but he tasted terrible!"
Well of COURSE he did... they were a Friars!
Q What do you call a Knight captured by Cannibals? Answer: Canned Food.
