A Blonde To The Rescue
On a small, isolated island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, man who has been stranded on that island for 10 years, sits and look at the distant horizon and sees something he has never seen before:
An object so far away that is is just a speck, but it is moving!
"It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
Stunned the man approaches her and welcomes he as he tells her he hasn't seen a living sole since he was stranded on this island.
She approaches the stunned guy and says: "So, tell me, how long have you been on this Island?"
"Ten years," replies the man, who is clearly overwhelmed with emotion.
Then she says to the guy: "So it's been 10 years since you've had a cigarette?"
"Yes" he says. "It's been 10 long years since I had a cigarette"
With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: "Man, oh man! Is that good!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.
Trembling the castaway replies: "Ten years." She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.
He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"
At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively, and asks:
"And how long has it been since you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and sobs: "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there?"
An object so far away that is is just a speck, but it is moving!
"It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
Stunned the man approaches her and welcomes he as he tells her he hasn't seen a living sole since he was stranded on this island.
She approaches the stunned guy and says: "So, tell me, how long have you been on this Island?"
"Ten years," replies the man, who is clearly overwhelmed with emotion.
Then she says to the guy: "So it's been 10 years since you've had a cigarette?"
"Yes" he says. "It's been 10 long years since I had a cigarette"
With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: "Man, oh man! Is that good!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.
Trembling the castaway replies: "Ten years." She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.
He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"
At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively, and asks:
"And how long has it been since you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and sobs: "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there?"
