It's Just Not Fair
A wealth redistributionist is shot and killed while breaking and entering home.
As a show of solidarity, Colin Kaepernick kneeled in front of the Pascagoula Police station, right before a fire engine (on the way to a fire) ran him over, flattening him like a pancake.
Obama stated that "America" must be aware of the plight of those in need and must have access to their needs through any means necessary.
When it was revealed that the social justice warrior, who assumed room temperature, was not, in fact, black or brown, but a white dude, Obama was quoted as saying "Never Mind" and left for his house in Mar-a-Lago.