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It was late autumn and the weather was changing so that most of the birds were headed south for the winter. However, this one bird decided it would stay for the winter - just to be different.

As winter came, it turned cold and freezing. The bird became very cold - so cold that its claws couldn't grip the tree branch it was perched on and it fell to the cold, frozen ground.
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Shivering, the bird realized is was about to freeze to death when along came a bull and took a dump right on top of that bird.

Great, the bird thought, what else could go wrong? But after a few minutes, the bird noticed that the pile of manure he was in was warming and insulating him from the cold. It would not freeze to death!
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Now the bird was so overjoyed because it was going to live, and not freeze to death, it started chirping loudly.

A fox wandering by that pile of shit, hearing the bird chirping, dug it out and ate it.
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1. Just because someone shits on you, does not mean they are your enemy.

2. And just because someone digs you out of a pile of shit does it mean they are your friend.

And Finally

3. If you are warm and cozy in a pile of shit,

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!
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