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It does not matter is if it is 100 Dumb Blond
Jokes, or 101 Dumb Blonde Jokes, all the blonde
jokes I have listed are the absolute best blonde
jokes that I have ran across since I first started
this website on AOL in 1994
Oh yeah. Glad you stopped by. To any blondes who
may be offended by my 101 Blonde Jokes Section: Get
over it! The majority of the blonde jokes came from
blondes! Besides, I'm a blonde too. (Or is that
blond?)
Also found here is political humor, general
humor other nonsense that I have ran across
My contributors are my best source of material,
so feel free to contribute.
I have a stack of jokes about a 2 feet high (no
kidding) and will have a better idea what to add
after I weed out the bad ones and categorize the
rest.
I appreciate all contributions. I find that 95%
of the ones sent in to me I already have. Don't let
that stop anyone from sending in theirs. I read
them all and put the good ones in my "To Add At A
Future Date" file and the exceptional one I add
right away.
This 101 Blonde Jokes website was my very first
attempt at creating a website, and while I have
upgraded it several times, I spend the majority of
my time writing and promoting other websites (the
ones that make me money). I still enjoy a good
joke, though, and enjoy sharing them with others,
so I eventually come back and do some work on this,
my first and favorite, website.
John Eberhard
Webmaster
Hartfelt.net
Ubetit.com
And since you came to this website to read at least
100 blonde jokes, I will start you off with a few
jokes about ....
Cannibals ---
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A man gets captured by cannibals and
every day they poke him with spears and
use his blood to wash down their food.
Finally the guy calls the chief over and
says, "You can kill me or you can eat me,
but I'm tired of getting stuck for
drinks."
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Two cannibals were sitting by a fire.
The first says, "Gee, I hate my
mother-in-law.
The 2nd replies, "So, try the
potatoes"
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The first cannibal asked the 2nd
cannibal, "Aren't you done eating yet?
The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my
last leg now."
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What did the cannibal get when he was
late for dinner?
A. The cold shoulder.
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When do cannibals leave the table?
A. When everyone's eaten.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One
says to the other,
"Does this taste funny to you?"
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Did you hear about the cannibal who was
expelled from school for buttering up his
teacher?
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One cannibal to another. "Boy your wife
sure makes a delicious stew!"
The other replies "Yeh, she really
does, but I'm sure gonna miss her."
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- Every morning
a lion wakes knowing it must outrun the
slowest gazelle or or it will starve to
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- Moral:
It doesn't matter whether you are a
lion or a gazelle, when the sun comes
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