The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home.
The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family.
The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were back here." and Poof….
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.
"Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari."
The blonde woman replies; “Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I’m blond, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I’m a professional triathlete and bodybuilder.
Also the blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 220 pounds, and she’s a professional wrestler. And next to her is a blond who is 6"5", weighs 250 pounds, and she’s a professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blond joke
The guy thinks about it a second and says; “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.”
