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Legend has it that there in the Ladies Room in a popular bar in New York City where there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if they tell a lie - - *poof* - - they are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

Sooooo, a redhead enters the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." - - - *poof* The mirror swallows her.

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." - - - *poof* The mirror swallows her too.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think...." - - - *poof*
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Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of THE CASINO. Suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters and bets $20,000 on a roll, saying: "I hope you do not mind, but I feel very lucky when I play naked."

With that, she unbuttons the zipper, takes her dress and underwear off, throw the dice and yells: "Come on baby, mama needs new clothes!"

When the dice stop rolling, she starts jumping up and down screaming: "YES, YES, YES I WON!" She embraces one to one of the dealers, taking her profits and clothes and disappears.

The guys are looking dumbfounded at each other. Eventually, one asks: "Did you see what she rolled?" "I don't know. I thought you were watching!"
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Two blondes are trying to decide where to have a picnic: In the middle of the road or beside a tree.

They decide to picnic in the middle of the road.

A car comes speeding up that road, see the two blondes in the middle of the road, and swerves around them just in time not to hit them and smashes into the tree.

One blonde says to the other “Good thing we didn’t decide to picnic beside that tree!”
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