A man gets captured by cannibals.

Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."

Two cannibals were sitting by a fire.

The 1st one says, "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law.

The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes"

The 1st cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal,

"Aren't you done eating yet?

The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my last leg now."

What did the cannibal get

when he was late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

When do cannibals

leave the table?

A. When everyone's eaten.

Two cannibals

are eating a clown. One says to the other,

"Does this taste funny to you?"

One cannibal to another

"Boy your wife sure makes a delicious stew!"

The other replies "Yeh, she really does, but I'm sure gonna miss her."

Two cannibals were talking...

"Remember those Catholic missionaries that were here last week?

Yes...?

"Well I boiled one up yesterday, but he tasted terrible!"

Well of COURSE he did... those were Friars!