Legend of the Mirror

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie - - *poof* - - you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
 
Sooooo, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." - - - *poof* The mirror swallows her.

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." - - - *poof* The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think...." - - - *poof*

Two Lucky Blondes

Two blondes are trying to decide where to have a picnic, in the middle of the road or beside the tree. They decide to go in the middle of the road. A car comes, swerves around them and hits the tree. The one blonde says, “Good thing we didn’t go beside the tree!”