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Rule 1 -- The Nurse Is
Always Right
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Rule 11 -- Always do
whatever you do best.
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Rule 2 -- Never yell at
the nurses (refer to Rule
#1.)
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Rule 12 --Everyone gets
treated exactly the same in here
---until he pisses you off.
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Rule 3 -- Don't hit
patients or doctors-unless
necessary.
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Rule 13 -- To be right
is only half the battle; to
convince the patient is more
difficult.
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Rule 4 -- All fevers
will eventually come back to
normal on the way to room
temperature.
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Rule 14 -- Uncommon
manifestations of common diseases
are more common than are uncommon
diseases.
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Rule 5-- Don't vomit on
the doctor!
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Rule 15 --The pain will
go away when it stops
hurting.
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Rule 6 -- Death is a
severe stage of shock, or shock
is a pause in the act of
dying.
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Rule 16 -- Don't get
excited about blood loss-unless
it's your own
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Rule 7 -- All bleeding
stops eventualy
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Rule 17 -- It doesn't
matter what you do as long as
it's right.
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Rule 8 -- Remember, the
problem is always better than the
X-ray looks.
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Rule 18 -- If a
patient has a catheter ---he
needs it.
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Rule 9 -- You can't
hurt a dead man.
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Rule 19 -- In medicine,
always remember never to say
always and never.
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Rule 10 -- Everybody
has to die sometime.
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