Nurse Guidelines
19 statements that could be Nursing Humor
Rule 1 -- The Nurse Is Always Right
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Rule 11 -- Always do whatever you do best.
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Rule 2 -- Never yell at the nurses (refer to Rule #1.)
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Rule 12 --Everyone gets treated exactly the same in here ---until he pisses you off.
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Rule 3 -- Don't hit patients or doctors-unless necessary.
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Rule 13 -- To be right is only half the battle; to convince the patient is more difficult.
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Rule 4 -- All fevers will eventually come back to normal on the way to room temperature.
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Rule 14 -- Uncommon manifestations of common diseases are more common than are uncommon diseases.
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Rule 5-- Don't vomit on the doctor!
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Rule 15 --The pain will go away when it stops hurting.
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Rule 6 -- Death is a severe stage of shock, or shock is a pause in the act of dying.
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Rule 16 -- Don't get excited about blood loss-unless it's your own
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Rule 7 -- All bleeding stops eventualy
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Rule 17 -- It doesn't matter what you do as long as it's right.
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Rule 8 -- Remember, the problem is always better than the X-ray looks.
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Rule 18 -- If a patient has a catheter ---he needs it.
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Rule 9 -- You can't hurt a dead man.
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Rule 19 -- In medicine, always remember never to say always and never.
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Rule 10 -- Everybody has to die sometime.
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