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Anti-body -- Against
everyone
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Medical staff -- A
doctor's cane
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Artery -- The study of
fine paintings
|
Morbid -- A higher
offer
|
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Bacteria -- The back
door of a cafeteria
|
Nitrates -- Cheaper
than the day rate
|
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Barium -- What you do
after CPR fails
|
Node -- Movement of
head meaning yes
|
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Benign -- What you are
after you be eight and before you
be ten
|
Organic -- An organ
work repairman
|
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Cardiac arrest -- Taken
into custody after stealing a
coupe deville
|
Paralyze -- Two far
fetched stories
|
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Cardiology Advance --
study of poker playing
|
Pharmacist -- A person
who makes living in
agriculture
|
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CAT Scan -- Searching
for the kitty
|
Phobopohobla -- Fear of
phobias, or fear itself
|
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Cauterize -- To make
eye contact with a woman
|
Pelvis -- A cousin of
Elvis
|
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Cesaerean section -- A
district in Rome
|
Post-operative -- A
letter carrier
|
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Charlie Horse -- A 10
to 1 long shot in the Kentucky
Derby
|
Protein -- In favor of
young people
|
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Colic -- A sheep
dog
|
Rectum -- Dang near
killed 'em
|
|
Coma -- A punctuation
mark
|
Scalpel -- What you
stand on to clean windows in high
rise buildings
|
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Congenital --
Friendly
|
Secretion -- Hiding
something
|
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D&C -- Where
Washington is
|
Seizure -- A Roman
emperor
|
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Dilate -- To live
long
|
Tablet -- A small
table
|
|
Enema -- Not a
friend
|
Terminal illness --
Getting sick at the airport
|
|
Fibula -- A small white
lie
|
Thalassotherophy --
Fear of the sea
|
|
G.I. Series -- A
baseball game between teams of
soldiers
|
Tumor -- An extra
pair
|
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Genes -- What you wear
cutting grass
|
Urine -- The opposite
of "you are out
|
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Hangnail -- A coat
hook
|
Vein -- Conceited
|
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Impotent --
Distinguished, well known
|
Varicose -- Nearby
|
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Labor pain -- Getting
hurt at work
|
Xenophobia -- fear of
strangers or foreigners
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