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Voting For Dummies

Revised 2004 Presidential Election Ballot

 George W Bush
John Kerry
Ralp Nader
You have chosen George W Bush. This candidate IS NOT John Kerry. Are You SURE you want to Vote For George W Bush?
 
Check One Box
Yes No ( I was confused! Change my vote to AJohn Kerry)
You have chosen John Kerry. Great Job! Your ability to understand complex voting ballots is a tribute to the national education system.
You have chosen Ralph Nader. This candidate IS NOT John Kerry. Are you sure you really mean to vote for Ralph Nader ?
 
Check One Box

Yes No ( I was confused! Change my vote to John Kerry )

If you put an X in the "Yes" box above, do you realize that George W. Bush IS NOT John Kerry.

Yes No ( I was confused! Change my vote to John Kerry )

Do you wish to cast a second vote for John Kerry ?

Yes ....................Yes

If you put an X in the "Yes" box above, do you realize that you are throwing your vote away?

Yes No ( I was confused! Change my vote to John Kerry )

You really meant John Kerry, Didn't you?

Yes ....Yes of Course

How about a third vote?

Yes ....................Yes definitely

If you put and checked the "Yes" box above, you can't be serious, so we will automatically change your vote to John Kerry - we know that's what you really meant.

Referendum Vote: Should ALL votes cast in this election be recast in favor of John Kerry ?

Yes ........I'm confused. You decide who I should vote for

Option Survey: Do you think that the residents of all the Blue Counties have enough common sense to elect a President of the United States.

  No ........How dare you! I resemble that statement