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Answers To All Your Questions About Our
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Q: What does Clinton say to interns
as they leave his office?
A: Don't hit your head on the
desk.
Q: Did you hear about the Bill
Clinton sale at clothing stores on President's
day?
A: All pants half off.
Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and the
Buffalo Bills have in common?
A: They both blew the big one
several times.
Q: What was the first thing Monica
saw in government?
A: The Executive Branch.
Q: What's the difference between
Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?
A: To get some dick in the White
House, we just voted.
Q: What's the difference between
Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?
A: One tries to hump the leg of
every woman in the white house,the other is a chocolate
lab.
Q: What's the difference between
Watergate and Zippergate?
A: This time we know who deep
throat is.
Q: What's the recipe for Clinton
stew?
A: A small weenie in hot
water.
Q: What do Monica and Alaska have
in common?
A: The Ididarod.
Q: What did Clinton say when asked
if he had used protection?
A: "Sure, there was a guard
standing right outside the door."
Q: Do you know why Bill Clinton
doesn't use bookmarks?
A: Because he likes to bend
pages.
Q: What's the difference between
Clinton and a screwdriver?
A: A screwdriver turns in screws,
and Clinton screws interns
Q: What will history remember Bill
Clinton as?
A: The President after
Bush......
Q: What is the difference between
George Washington, Richard Nixon, and Bill
Clinton?
A: Washington couldn't tell a lie,
Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Clinton doesn't know the
difference.
Q: What do Bill Clinton and Disney
have in common?
A: Disney has a movie called the
Lion King, while Bill Clinton is the Lying'
King."
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