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Donna
took time from her very busy
schedule to forward these brain
twisters she found in "Joke A
Day"
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Did You Ever Stop and
Consider?
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train
stops.
On my desk I have a work station...
I believe five out of four people have
trouble with fractions.
If quitters never win, and winners
never quit, what fool came up with,"Quit
while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee
breaks?
What hair color do they put on the
driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking that women should put
pictures of missing husbands on beer
cans.
I have found at my age going bra-less
pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.
I was thinking about how people seem to
read the Bible a whole lot more as they
get older then it dawned on me . . . they
were cramming for their finals.
Employment application blanks always
ask who is to be notified in case of an
emergency. I think you should write . . .
A Very Good Doctor.
Why do they put pictures of criminals
up in the Post Office? What are we
supposed to do . . . become Pen Pals to
these men ?
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