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Blonde Attempting Suicide One Liners Man Shoots Bear With Umbrella 9 Ways To You Know If You Have PMS Blonde Attempting Suicide A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?", the doctor asked. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the Blonde replied. "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?" "No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, just no, I just paid $40,000 for these. Then I put it in my mouth and thought, I just paid $24,000 to get my teeth straightened. Then I put the gun in my ear, and thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger." top Blonde One Liners Did you hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?   It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.   What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?   They drowned in Spring Training.   What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?   "Look, they spelled MACY'S wrong."   Why do blondes like lightning?   They think someone is taking their picture. top 80 Year Old Man Marries A blonde An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better! "he boasted. "I've married an 18 year old blonde who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"   The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. When he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle." "And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.   Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."   The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"   "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."   "That's kind of what I'm getting at..."replied the doctor. top    Joke Factory Home Index Directory Blondes She Was So Blonde Harass Someone Love or Lust? Blond Stories Blond Stories #2 Get Flashed Wolves top 9 Ways You Know If You Have PMS 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says "How's my driving-call 1-800-xxxxxxx." 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 7. You're counting down the days until menopause. 8. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 9. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. top This Could Be You! How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

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