Blond Questions

How do you drive a blonde crazy?

Hide her hairbrush.

Why do you take a blonde shopping with you?

So you can park in the handicapped spaces.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

An interpreter.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?


How did the blonde get hurt raking leaves?

She fell out of a Tree

What did the blonde say after her boyfriend blew in her ear?

"Thanks for the refill."

What do you call 10 blondes standing side by side?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call a circle of blondes?

A dope ring

What does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant?

"Gee, I hope it's mine."

Why did the blonde have a hard time making Kool-Aid?

She couldn't get all the water in the little packet

Why couldn't the blonde make ice-cubes?

She didn't have the recipe.

What is a blonde's mating call?

"I'm sooooo drunk!"

What is the brunette's mating call?

"Have the blondes left yet?"

What do you have when there are three blondes in a corner?

An air pocket.