• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
  • If a person is a vegetarian, does he eat animal crackers?
  • If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pans?
  • If your car is traveling at the speed of light and you turned on your headlights, would they work?
  • Why does one have a pair of panties but only one bra?
  • Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
  • Why are there flotation devices under plane seats, instead of parachutes.
  • Why Is That?

  • Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?
  • Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
  • Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
  • Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
  • Why do we go under over-passes and over under-passes?
  • Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
  • “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein

    “If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?” ― Albert Einstein

    “Never memorize something that you can look up.” ― Albert Einstein