Why Men Prefer Dogs Over Women

1. The later you are, the more excited your Dogs are to see you.    

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another Dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you  leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A Dog's Parents never visit.  
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a Dog; they are ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A Dog will not wake you up at night to ask...
"If I died, would you get another Dog?"

10. If a Dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A Dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a Dog smells another Dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. If a Dog leaves, it won't take over half of your stuff.

15, If you go away for the weekend, you can just tie the dog to a tree, leave him some food and water.

16. Dogs don't mind it if you leave the toilet seat up.

17. When the dog get old and starts snarling and snapping at you, you can take it out in the back yard and just shoot it.

and the definative proof why men like dogs over men 

18. Lock your Wife and your Dog in the car trunk for an hour.
Then open it and see who's happy to see you.